Sorry guys.. I posted it twice..

"Uncle Leland's hair turned white"...

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

My all time favorite quote is "Nothing's a sure thing, Shelly". I say it whenever anyone says anything about something being a sure thing, sure enough, I'm sure, etc.

The sound wind makes through the pines. The sentience of animals. What we fear and what lies beyond the darkness.

A quote I use ALL of the time:  "I LOVED her, and she LOVED me"  (forgive me if it's loves)

 Also, "That was nice Buck" and "you wanna do it to me?"

GET ME AGENT CHESTER DESMOND IN FARGO NORTH DAKOTA

Windom Earle: "It's fear! My favorite emotional state!!!"

Coop to Leo: "How well did you know Laura Palmer?" , Leo: "I said I didn't." , Coop: "You're lying."

Bobby to Hawk as he takes Leo from him, riding on the back of his wheelchair at the Roadhouse, "Give yourself a raise, Hawk!"

Ben to Coop: "If you don't want a load of buckshot in your tailfeathers, park your jalopy under someone else's window."

Cooper: 'Good Job Andy.'

Albert: 'Yeah. Woof.' 

Waldo: "Leo, no!...Leo, no!" 

The sound wind makes through the pines. The sentience of animals. What we fear and what lies beyond the darkness.

Beware of BOB

When I call out no one can hear me,when I whisper he thinks the message is for him only..my little voice inside my throat,I always think there must be something that I've done or something I can do...But no one no one comes to help,he says,a little girl like you...

I'm not going to read them all but:

Mayor Milford: "We're going to adopt a child." 

here's a great dialogue for ya, still not mentioned (if my eyes are not cheated by some spell)

Truman: Albert, can I talk to you for a second?

Albert walks over.....

Truman: I hear you're real good (yes, that's what he says ) at what you do....

Albert: Yes, that's right

Truman: That's good, 'cause if someone else walked in to MY station talking that kind of crap..... he'd be looking for his teeth two blocks up on Queer Street.

there are of course other sayings, already mentioned, that travels with me wherever I go. Gotta love the brainfarts, though.......... Leland: .......Hospital.......

I always get the shivers when I watch the series from the beginning..... when Pete calls the sheriff's station......

Pete:.....dear oh dear......Lucy? This is Pete Martell......Lucy, put Harry on the horn.

For me, that's when the entire TP adventure truly begins....every single time........with the words: "She's dead......wrapped in plastic.......

Amazing, isn't it?

      Among the living  -  Follow me or die    

Hi,first post here: 

I always loved this exchange: 

 
Hawk: One woman can make you fly like an eagle. Another can give you the strength of a lion. But only one in a cycle of life can fill you with gladness and the wisdom that you have known a singular joy. I wrote that for my girlfriend.
Cooper: Girlfriend ?
Hawk: Diane Shapiro. PhD, Brandeis.
Cooper: Ooo.

Welcome.

Gazebo. 

"Gone fishing."

 "How's Annie?"

Twin Peaks is a cornucopia of great lines from beginning to end. 

really any of the lines gordon cole says does it for me, but this one is a favorite
COLE(TO SHELLY):AND GET ME A GLASS OF WATER, MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE!!!!

and on the more subtle side, ed always cracks me up too. for example

NADINE: is it your parents house or mine, eddie?

ED(deapan to NORMA): thats right