Bobby: Cross your fingers, cross your toes. This is the big time. Whoo! Later.

And a smiley in her jacket...

I'm truly amazed nobody's mentioned

THAT GUM YOU LIKE IS GOING TO COME BACK IN STYLE

I always say it when someone is chewing gum - a very pivotal moment in the series that leads to Cooper solving Laura's murder !

Great Bobby quotes...my two faves from the early episodes

Hawk: That's a good color for him.

Hawk: Two old retired schoolteachers live in that house by the Palmer's. They have no memory of a gray-haired man. I had to drink 3 pots of chamomille tea to find that out, which reminds me, will you excuse me for a minute.

Pete: Grand...theft...auto!

"Every day holds a new beginning and every hour holds the promise of an Invitation to Love." 

Jerry: Next stop, Rocket Science

Jean(Referring to Coop): I want him Cruxified.

I'm Audrey Horne and I get what I want.

Coop: "That guy's a psychiatrist...?"  I love Jacoby's first scene ("he's got a big mouth and starts talking") and the way Harry tries not to catch his eye as the elevator door closes.

And I love Catherine's line: "Get your boots off my bed and go to your room!"  I'm still waiting for a good opportunity to use that in my own life.  It'll happen eventually.

~ 'I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower' ~

Pete: i didn't want to get mink oil on my bed spread

Catherine: You've got mink oil on your head

Milford: Ladies and gentlemen, If I can have your attention, please... (smacks the microphone) Is this thing on?! Is this thing on?!

Milford: What is he selling? What are you selling?

Milford has a lot of great lines. They are not all super funny, but he delivers them perfect.

Windham: Would you look at that. Twelve Rainbow Trout

Windham: The only thing Columbus discovered was that he was lost

Windham: Damnation!!!!! (as "Bonzai" is screamed by Gordon Cole)

Big Ed: "Harry, if Nadine caught wind of me and Norma i'd be playing harp for the heavenly allstars."

Truman: "Ain't that the truth!"

"Heavenly All-Stars' That IS one of my all time faves...

"Every day holds a new beginning and every hour holds the promise of an Invitation to Love." 

The sound wind makes through the pines. The sentience of animals. What we fear and what lies beyond the darkness.

Albert: "...my concerns are global." is a great one. Probably my favorite line in the series.

Albert: "Where do they keep his water dish?"

Albert: "Practice walking without your knuckles dragging on the ground." (or something close to that in response to Harry)

"...Great. Maybe after the square-dance we can all take a hay-ride"

My favourite quote of the whole series.