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| 1. Monday, March 16, 2009 12:05 PM |
| coolspringsj |
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I compose songs on a lute about her. I love Nadine. I like to pretend I am a cupid floating around in the clouds around a big giant statue of the goddess Nadine. How on God's green earth did Big Ed get so lucky and hook up with Nadine? Was he just lucky after Norma and landed this prize? I don't get it. Norma is okay and Nadine is the cats meow. I sincerely felt jealous of Big Ed. How did he get into this awesome situation?
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 2. Monday, March 9, 2009 5:25 PM |
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Well he does kind of talk about it in the series. Did you watch it with the sound off?
~ Amanda "Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..." 
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| 3. Monday, March 9, 2009 5:38 PM |
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some of us just don't have your high standards in other news, some of us have also had actual sex, sooooo......
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| 4. Monday, March 9, 2009 6:07 PM |
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He loved being overpowered by a woman, and Norma just didn't have the strength to crush him with her thighs.
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| 5. Monday, March 9, 2009 6:29 PM |
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It's reasonably apparent that Nadine was more open to the wig and stache outfit Ed liked to wear, and Nadine had an extra orifice.
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| 6. Monday, March 9, 2009 8:39 PM |
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I remember right now that old crazy theory about good ol' Big Ed shooting Nadine on purpose and not by accident as he claims...
And what he says, that Norma ran off with Hank, but didn't even sleep with him... Bullshit, if you ask me. I'm sure that's what Ed was told, but I can't believe it...
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| 7. Tuesday, March 10, 2009 1:10 AM |
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i have to say though;one of the most uncomfortable , and well acted scenes in TP is ep3 before the funeral, and nadine embraces ed, harping on about how much she loves him...and his face, its perfect for how he feels, so trapped
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| 8. Tuesday, March 10, 2009 8:37 AM |
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I know some of you have no taste, but what Ed did was sick, sick, sick. Viagra wouldn't have even worked.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 9. Tuesday, March 10, 2009 8:56 AM |
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| QUOTE:I know some of you have no taste, but what Ed did was sick, sick, sick. Viagra wouldn't have even worked. |
Maybe he's really into pirates. One eyed Willie goes looking for booty.
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| 10. Tuesday, March 10, 2009 9:15 AM |
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Do you think she has inside info on where to find the treasure of Chester Copperpot?
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 11. Tuesday, March 10, 2009 9:17 AM |
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| QUOTE:Do you think she has inside info on where to find the treasure of Chester Copperpot? |
No but she knows where Chester Honeypot's treasure is located.
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| 12. Tuesday, March 10, 2009 9:19 AM |
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What if Nadine and Sloth had a kid?
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 13. Tuesday, March 10, 2009 9:22 AM |
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| QUOTE:What if Nadine and Sloth had a kid? |
It would be like ['80s reference].
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| 14. Tuesday, March 10, 2009 9:24 AM |
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QUOTE: | QUOTE:What if Nadine and Sloth had a kid? |
It would be like ['80s reference].
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Slothdog Millionaire
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 15. Tuesday, March 10, 2009 10:02 AM |
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Big Ed did shoot out Nadine's eye, but he used his "love gun". - splash!
Ben: "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight. All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest." Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"
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| 16. Tuesday, March 10, 2009 11:47 AM |
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She's no Norma, that's for sure. Too thin. But when she's not making crazy faces, and doesn't have an eyepatch on, you can tell she has good bone structure and soulful eyes. It's the character that's unattractive especially since they make her hypersexual. (Margaret, on the other hand, gets to be asexual.)
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| 17. Tuesday, March 10, 2009 12:42 PM |
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Scene concerning Black Lodge, BOB, or Windom Earle Dissolves into Scene concerning SuperNadine at TP High *passes out in pool of drool*
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 18. Monday, March 16, 2009 12:03 PM |
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... What was Caroline thinking cheating on her prize of a husband with a flaming sissy douchlenozzle like Cooper for? Didn't she want a Real Man to "take care of her" ?
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| 19. Tuesday, March 10, 2009 1:22 PM |
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QUOTE:... What was Caroline thinking hooking up with Windom Earle? Was she a brass licker or something?
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She has a fetish for men who have heads that have fire coming out of them.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 20. Tuesday, March 10, 2009 6:31 PM |
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QUOTE:QUOTE:... What was Caroline thinking hooking up with Windom Earle? Was she a brass licker or something?
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She has a fetish for men who have heads that have fire coming out of them. |
Like in that movie Taxidermia. It's in the trailer, which you can find on youtube.
It's not safe for work.
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| 21. Wednesday, March 11, 2009 1:40 AM |
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Why do you tihnk Ed and Nadine never had kids? Ed coudldnt go through with it. His life revolved around being forced to muff dive nadine and her red squirrel
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| 22. Wednesday, March 11, 2009 7:42 AM |
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QUOTE:His life revolved around being forced to muff dive nadine and her red squirrel
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"This is my patented silent drape runner." *wiggles tongue*
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| 23. Wednesday, March 11, 2009 8:49 AM |
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if it had been me who'd started this thread, then i'd have been attacked by the Self Righteous board angels, then the thread would have been deleted.
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| 24. Wednesday, March 11, 2009 8:58 AM |
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I love you, Cooped.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 25. Wednesday, March 11, 2009 9:05 AM |
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QUOTE:if it had been me who'd started this thread, then i'd have been attacked by the Self Righteous board angels, then the thread would have been deleted.
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hey now i attacked j for being a misogynistic virgin and i wont hear otherwise
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