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Many funny moments in Twin Peaks. Here are some of my favourites : • Andy : "Agent Cooper ! Look who it is ! Agent Cooper ! It's Agent Rosenflower !" *runs to find Coop, walks on plank, gets hit in the face, can't stop stumbling for like 5 minutes* Albert : "And it's another great moment in law enforcement history." This scene with Andy cracks me up because it goes on and on. Some find it annoying, I find it hilarious.
• Albert and Harry's first meeting, with Coop watching them with a bright smile on his face. • "Damn good coffee ! And HOT !"
•Log Lady slapping Coop's hand when he reaches for a cookie at the tea table. "Wait for the tea !"
• Coop and the llama share a moment. • *Albert is examining Coop's wound, Andy comes in* Coop : "Andy ! How's the nose ?" Andy *smiling* : "Not a mark on it. Only blood squirted out."
Abert : "Where do they keep his water dish ?" Coop *exasperated* "Albert." (...) Coop : "Good work, Andy." Albert : "Yeah... Woof."  • Coop and Ed are talking about Nadine at the hospital, and Albert can't stop laughing, desperately trying to compose himself.
• Waiter : "I hung it up for you !" Coop *bleeding to death on the floor* "...What's that ?" Waiter : "Hung it up for you !" Coop : "Did you call a doctor ?" *waiter gives him a confused look* Coop *insists* "... a doctor ?"
Waiter : "It's hung up... the PHONE !" Coop *giving up* "Thank you." *smiles weakly*
This scene is very dramatic, very disturbing and very funny at the same time... I love old Senor Droolcup.
• Harry and Coop trying to ajust the stools in Ronette's hospital room, with Coop having a hard time bending down due to his broken ribs - "Stand nex to chair or stool. Do not remain seated. Place foot on base and pull seat all the way up until you hear a 'click'."
I love how Twin Peaks has so many long, totally useless, and yet hilarious scenes.
• Jerry Horne as Ben's lawyer, when Mike is in the room : "Will you tell this guy to stop staring me like I'm a dog biscuit ? (...) Sheriff, no offense, but uh... Clearly this man's stairs do not reach the attic. Now your 24 hours are up - you either charge my client or let him go !" *Harry charges Ben with Laura's murder*
• Albert, eating breakfast with Coop at the Great Northern : "Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the Dharma came to King Ho-Ho-Ho, I really am..."
• Pretty much every Albert scene.
• Pretty much every scene involving Coop, coffee, cherry pie and thumbs up.
• The deer head on the table in the bank. "Oh, it fell down." • Gordon : "Coop, you remind me today of a small Mexican Chi-wow-wow !"  • Log Lady : "One day, my log will have something to say about this." Coop : "What ?" Log Lady :"Ask it !" *Coop hesitates* Log Lady : "I thought so." *leaves* • Leo *spits, and then, with a funny little voice* "New shoes !" It's both scary and funny. • Harry : "Dr. Jacoby, this is FBI Special Agent Cooper." Jacoby *removes ear plug* : "Gary Cooper ?" (...) Coop : "That guy's a psychiatrist ?"
• "The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you, sheriff Truman." • "Your former partner flew the coop, Coop." • Harry falling asleep while Coop is trying to hypnotise Jacoby.
• Pete at the hospital - leans to his tray of food, sniffs the air but is unable to smell anything with his oxygen tube ; removes the tube, takes a big whiff... and his so repulsed that he quickly repositions the oxygen tube and takes a deep breath Wow, that was a long post ! Ah well, I could go on for hours. There're so many of them.
"Albert, where does this attitude of general unpleasantness come from ?"
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