"Did they scoff the whole damn Smörgåsbord?" (Audrey) 

"Gimme a donut!" (Coop)

Hold on just a minute there, buster!  Booth has NEVER been a tired forlorn naturist in his humor.  Let's put a stop to that rumor right here and now!  Fuggidaboutit. 

Furthermore if Booth realised (sic) it, he too was mistaken.

Go forth, young man, and continue in you natural quest to find the awakened humour (sic) in the world today!  I, for one, applaud you in your efforts.

 Susan

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

tired and forlorn? i certainly disagree. i thought his post was funny, but i like my humor black, like my coffee. i think we may be having a culture clash of british and american sarcasm. that is unless you mean tired and forlorn as sarcastic. eitherway, the nature of booths humor is more than fine with me. in regard to ms. stofles breasts, implants usually make breasts closer together, so thats what im saying, natual breasts will fall to the side. i remember when breast implants were the cool new thing for entertainers(ahem) and you can always tell implants by when a woman lies on her back. if the breasts stay put and point straight ahead, theyre implants. if they fall to the side of the ribcage, theyre natural. and usually the nipple is distorted a bit, as most implants, as far as i know, are now done through the areola, not through an incision underneath the breast. if we break down the scene in question, i can see how at first they look like implants(id attribute this to lighting and the camera's effect) but if you look at the shot of her just before dori says "sweet" and then they break into the locomotion, you can plainly see no incision marks and no wierd bulges like implants make. and their shape, i admit theyre pert, but not unnatural. im sticking to my guns and still contend those are the real deal. and i have to agree with mr. silencio, i am also not a fan of implants. or plastic surgery in general. id much rather see a woman(or man) live with what they have(unless of course there is serious medical issues going on) and be happy and confident with that instead of physical alteration with methods that are still questionable on a longer time line.
 

I am not saying that implants are not dangerous and that a woman may not like them after she gets them.  But that is her choice.  All I am saying is why does it have to be implants or natural?  Sure people are attracted to different body types and looks but if people are going to get married I would hope that it would have more to it than just looks or breast size. 

I like just about all breast.  I think tiny breast are cute and I like big ones as well.  I am not very attracted to tribal breast and some of the breast you see on nature shows though. 

And ALL the guys I've met who swear up and down they hate fake boobs are always the ones who are fooled by a good boob job.

Patients who are unhappy either had a bargain-bin doctor, or didn't do their part during recovery to make sure they healed right, or just had unrealistic expectations. For instance, small perfect breasts make more perfect augmented breasts. It is called "enhancement" for a reason. I think if the surgery was successful and the patient is happy with the results, it comes down to detractors thinking plastic surgery is excessively vain. Getting new breasts is the most popular operation in US and UK (augmentation in the States, reduction in the UK.) This doesn't mean women hate themselves, it means they think they deserve to look as good as they can (in and out of clothes.) That's self-empowerment, hang the stigma.

But really, people. Something like 90% of American women dye their hair. I think as many kids, if their parents can afford it, get braces so their teeth look straight. "Natural" is a passe, sentimental notion. Self-improvement is the norm. Would you tell someone NOT to go to college because they should just be happy with the brains they have? Not wear deoderant because humans are supposed to stink? Should an obese person not jump on a treadmill because God gave them a certain set of genes? Not wear sunscreen or take vitamins because aging is natural?

And furthermore, let he who hasn't made a high dollar purchase to make himself feel more comfortable in life cast the first stone. Whether it's a $6,000 diamond ring or a $6,000 pair of boobs, some gals are just more willing and financially able to go the distance to be all they can be. It's a luxury accessory, of course the more frugal set are going to 'hate. Damn, I'd never buy a Ferarri Testarosa, but I can understand how that would give a guy a bigger ego boost than if he drove a Pinto.

For the record, I am against giant home theaters and entertainment systems. Guys who have them are always compensating for having small weenies. ;)

Weren't huge long cars the real compensation for guys who are small?

ROFLMAO!

"Did they scoff the whole damn Smörgåsbord?" (Audrey) 

"Gimme a donut!" (Coop)

Isn't it interesting how Congrats to David & Emily has turned into a discussion on the sizes of breasts and penises!!  

May Emily & David be happy!  May all beings be happy!

She's pretty in here!  For the nudity part, here's a link: http://i37.tinypic.com/kdaecn.png

Here are some other things that fit well in this thread:

With Roman Polanski . Wow! Is this not an awesome threesome? :)

"Did they scoff the whole damn Smörgåsbord?" (Audrey) 

"Gimme a donut!" (Coop)

Thanks for the post Don Silencio. They both look very happy.

 " ...into some sort of hellish circle jerk. All that's missing is men dancing around a maypole and some topless women playing table tennis."

"He is pure slime and he's leakin' all over my baby"

Ewww, now I feel unclean.

agreed. this is pretty pointless. and youre right, angel, while i have known the look and feel of implants, im hardly an expert or even a connoisseur, and cant/shouldnt generalize my own personal tastes. i think ethically we agree, as im not about to tell others what to willingly do to their selves, but our taste divulge.
either way im being hypocritical, as my tattoos are also a form of body alteration, so i can hardly judge by degrees in any case.
i just really wanted them to be real.
moving on...

 OMG SO TIRED god why are you so unfunny booth whyyyyyyyyyyyy

david's done better, maybe the next one will be less scary

you gotta just turn the knife deeper, dont you? ;)
speaking of neurotic hangups, whats with all the booth hate as of late?
do you really think any of the rest of us give a shit that you are "OMG SO TIRED"?

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