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| 26. Monday, February 16, 2009 7:54 PM |
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QUOTE:| QUOTE: i can't see her motioning for Cooper to go down on her. :)
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really? ;) |
Laura touches her nose illustrating the idiom. On the nose can also be called on the button which is what you will be if you go dow....... eh. You know.
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| 27. Monday, February 16, 2009 9:20 PM |
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no i dont i'm a virgin
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| 28. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 7:12 AM |
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Maybe if you got rid of the turtle comics your wife would sleep with you. Get some man comics.
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| 29. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 7:58 AM |
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i went out and got a stack of howard the duck comics and it didn't turn my wife on I DONT UNDERSTAND
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| 30. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 8:12 AM |
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No, not Howard the Duck, try Tom of Finland.
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| 31. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 9:27 AM |
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| QUOTE:i went out and got a stack of howard the duck comics and it didn't turn my wife on I DONT UNDERSTAND |
Talk dirty to her by using technobabble. "I want to scan your subspace anomaly...", etc.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 32. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:30 AM |
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she doesn't really like trek much, but she's a big firefly fan so when i want to turn her on i talk in a really stilted, unnatural way that only an unwashed pleb would consider to be adequately crafted dialogue
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| 33. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:34 AM |
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| QUOTE: she doesn't really like trek much, but she's a big firefly fan so when i want to turn her on i talk in a really stilted, unnatural way that only an unwashed pleb would consider to be adequately crafted dialogue |
Let her call you Joss Whedon in the throes of passion
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 34. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:41 AM |
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ugh no
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| 35. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:44 AM |
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I loved Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel, and even liked Firefly and Serenity, but I don't get the martyr status that Firefly gets from fanboys on the internet. I know Whedon has a new show out called Dollhouse which I have not seen with Eliza Dushku in it.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 36. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:53 AM |
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| QUOTE: she doesn't really like trek much, but she's a big firefly fan so when i want to turn her on i talk in a really stilted, unnatural way that only an unwashed pleb would consider to be adequately crafted dialogue |
- Snoochie boochies.
- I've just cum.
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| 37. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:54 AM |
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QUOTE: | QUOTE: she doesn't really like trek much, but she's a big firefly fan so when i want to turn her on i talk in a really stilted, unnatural way that only an unwashed pleb would consider to be adequately crafted dialogue |
- Snoochie boochies.
- I've just cum.
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Talk like the teenagers on Dawson's Creek.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 38. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:56 AM |
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- Your sincerity is so appealingly sexy.
- And your sexiness is so appealingly sincere.
that was lifted from the imdb quote page
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| 39. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 11:02 AM |
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QUOTE:- Your sincerity is so appealingly sexy.
- And your sexiness is so appealingly sincere.
that was lifted from the imdb quote page
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Anything by Kevin Williamson makes his teenagers talk like they are 16 going on 35.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 40. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 11:48 AM |
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QUOTE:QUOTE:- Your sincerity is so appealingly sexy.
- And your sexiness is so appealingly sincere.
that was lifted from the imdb quote page
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Anything by Kevin Williamson makes his teenagers talk like they are 16 going on 35. |
Halloween H2O is the absolute worst. I like Scream though.
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| 41. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 11:58 AM |
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Here's some advice, 'Fud - Showers are golden.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 42. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 12:45 PM |
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Capital idea old bean, have you considered peeing upon thine lady, Nefud?
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| 43. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 12:48 PM |
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Drink A LOT of coffee (hurfy blurfy) and save it up.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 44. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 12:50 PM |
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Then tape it and sell it to a German "film" distributor.
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| 45. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 12:59 PM |
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QUOTE:Then tape it and sell it to a German "film" distributor.
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Lynch can direct it by using really slow camera shots and have it filled with ambiguous meanings.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 46. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 1:04 PM |
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QUOTE:Capital idea old bean, have you considered peeing upon thine lady, Nefud?
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i did that once in the shower but mostly to annoy her
(it worked)
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| 47. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 1:07 PM |
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have it filled with ambiguous meanings. |
But that only works if you care about meaning in Lynch's pissing movies.
QUOTE:QUOTE:Capital idea old bean, have you considered peeing upon thine lady, Nefud?
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i did that once in the shower but mostly to annoy her
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Mostly?
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| 48. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 1:08 PM |
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QUOTE: QUOTE:
have it filled with ambiguous meanings. |
But that only works if you care about meaning in Lynch's pissing movies.
QUOTE: QUOTE:Capital idea old bean, have you considered peeing upon thine lady, Nefud?
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i did that once in the shower but mostly to annoy her
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Mostly?
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*Nefud talking backwards* "With this urine, I thee wed..." "Yellow is its color."
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 49. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 1:10 PM |
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as in "hee hee i bet this is going to annoy the bejeesus out of her without actualy doing any harm" but there's also a side of "i wonder if i'm about to get punched right through the sliding glass door"
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| 50. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 1:11 PM |
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as in "hee hee i bet this is going to annoy the bejeesus out of her without actualy doing any harm" but there's also a side of "i wonder if i'm about to get punched right through the sliding glass door" |
What if she said ooh I like that?
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