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26. Monday, February 16, 2009 7:54 PM
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 i can't see her motioning for Cooper to go down on her. :)


 really? ;)
Laura touches her nose illustrating the idiom. On the nose can also be called on the button which is what you will be if you go dow....... eh. You know.
 

 
27. Monday, February 16, 2009 9:20 PM
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no i dont i'm a virgin

 
28. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 7:12 AM
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Maybe if you got rid of the turtle comics your wife would sleep with you. Get some man comics.

 
29. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 7:58 AM
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i went out and got a stack of howard the duck comics and it didn't turn my wife on I DONT UNDERSTAND

 
30. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 8:12 AM
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No, not Howard the Duck, try Tom of Finland.

 
31. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 9:27 AM
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QUOTE:i went out and got a stack of howard the duck comics and it didn't turn my wife on I DONT UNDERSTAND

 Talk dirty to her by using technobabble.  "I want to scan your subspace anomaly...", etc.


"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 
32. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:30 AM
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she doesn't really like trek much, but she's a big firefly fan

so when i want to turn her on i talk in a really stilted, unnatural way that only an unwashed pleb would consider to be adequately crafted dialogue

 
33. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:34 AM
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she doesn't really like trek much, but she's a big firefly fan

so when i want to turn her on i talk in a really stilted, unnatural way that only an unwashed pleb would consider to be adequately crafted dialogue

Let her call you Joss Whedon in the throes of passion
 


"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 
34. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:41 AM
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ugh no

 

 
35. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:44 AM
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I loved Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel, and even liked Firefly and Serenity, but I don't get the martyr status that Firefly gets from fanboys on the internet.  I know Whedon has a new show out called Dollhouse which I have not seen with Eliza Dushku in it.


"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 
36. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:53 AM
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she doesn't really like trek much, but she's a big firefly fan

so when i want to turn her on i talk in a really stilted, unnatural way that only an unwashed pleb would consider to be adequately crafted dialogue

- Snoochie boochies.
- I've just cum.

 
37. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:54 AM
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she doesn't really like trek much, but she's a big firefly fan

so when i want to turn her on i talk in a really stilted, unnatural way that only an unwashed pleb would consider to be adequately crafted dialogue

- Snoochie boochies.
- I've just cum.
Talk like the teenagers on Dawson's Creek.
 


"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 
38. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:56 AM
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- Your sincerity is so appealingly sexy.
- And your sexiness is so appealingly sincere.

that was lifted from the imdb quote page

 
39. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 11:02 AM
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QUOTE:- Your sincerity is so appealingly sexy.
- And your sexiness is so appealingly sincere.

that was lifted from the imdb quote page

 Anything by Kevin Williamson makes his teenagers talk like they are 16 going on 35.


"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 
40. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 11:48 AM
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QUOTE:- Your sincerity is so appealingly sexy.
- And your sexiness is so appealingly sincere.

that was lifted from the imdb quote page

 Anything by Kevin Williamson makes his teenagers talk like they are 16 going on 35.
Halloween H2O is the absolute worst. I like Scream though.

 
41. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 11:58 AM
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Here's some advice, 'Fud - Showers are golden.


"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 
42. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 12:45 PM
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Capital idea old bean, have you considered peeing upon thine lady, Nefud?

 
43. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 12:48 PM
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Drink A LOT of coffee (hurfy blurfy) and save it up.


"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 
44. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 12:50 PM
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Then tape it and sell it to a German "film" distributor.

 
45. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 12:59 PM
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QUOTE:Then tape it and sell it to a German "film" distributor.

 Lynch can direct it by using really slow camera shots and have it filled with ambiguous meanings.


"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 
46. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 1:04 PM
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QUOTE:Capital idea old bean, have you considered peeing upon thine lady, Nefud?


 i did that once in the shower but mostly to annoy her

 

(it worked)

 
47. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 1:07 PM
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 have it filled with ambiguous meanings.
But that only works if you care about meaning in Lynch's pissing movies.

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QUOTE:Capital idea old bean, have you considered peeing upon thine lady, Nefud?


 i did that once in the shower but mostly to annoy her

 

(it worked)

Mostly?

 
48. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 1:08 PM
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 have it filled with ambiguous meanings.
But that only works if you care about meaning in Lynch's pissing movies.

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QUOTE:Capital idea old bean, have you considered peeing upon thine lady, Nefud?


 i did that once in the shower but mostly to annoy her

 

(it worked)

Mostly?

 *Nefud talking backwards* "With this urine, I thee wed..."  "Yellow is its color."


"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 
49. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 1:10 PM
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Mostly?

 as in "hee hee i bet this is going to annoy the bejeesus out of her without actualy doing any harm" but there's also a side of "i wonder if i'm about to get punched right through the sliding glass door"

 
50. Tuesday, February 17, 2009 1:11 PM
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Mostly?

 as in "hee hee i bet this is going to annoy the bejeesus out of her without actualy doing any harm" but there's also a side of "i wonder if i'm about to get punched right through the sliding glass door"
What if she said ooh I like that?

 

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