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"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

A. I know Nefud is married

B. He is not here to pick up chicks

C. He hasn't followed me around on this board like a love sick puppy

D. I actually think he's funny and doesn't mean anything by it

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"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

You think you guys have it tough, a certain member of this board (Anagram: oothB) keeps PMing me with saucy requests. I've been asked to caress this, tug on that, pinch the other. It's all very Mills and Boon. And actually quite flattering.

 You made the pointed remark towards Angel and I earlier in the thread may I remind you.  Talk about someone who can dish it out but can't take it. 

I am over it.  You should get over it.

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

Let's go to the "posting on the internet" flowchart, gentlemen.....

Everyone needs to chill the fuck out. I know this is a TP message board and we're all fans of a soap opera, and we clearly get off on a little drama, but we don't need the drama llama any more than strictly necessary.

Why kill the drama? At least it´s a little funny to observe. At least it has some TP-elements, pain, suffering and stuff. As opposed to all this lame you´re homosexual. No wait I am homosexual? I am another ironic homo-erotic pos(t)er. No, wait you´re homosexual. I am homosexual? You´re picking on me? Wait a minute, was that irony? No, it was sublte. Sublte irony? No wait, you were serious? No I was homosexual.        NOT.

Conclusion:   > irony.

Let´s tip their power balance, tear down their crown,

Educate the masses, let´s burn the white Lodge Down!

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

For the record, I will not tolerate snide or rude comments from you know who anymore.  Not with the intention of being a drama queen, but because I refuse to be bullied by an internet douchebag.

I hold great affection for the rest of you out there though.  You are all witty and interesting people.

Now back to the topic- Clearly the enthusiastic manner with which the Horne brothers devoured a baguette (a phallic symbol imo) indicates that they were also bisexual.  I can't stop looking for these things now.  It's killing me.  Everything in Twin Peaks is gay!

I don't think it was necessarily incestuous, but I have the feeling that the brothers Horne had a whole lotta foursomes.

It's interesting where dirty talk can take you...

 On the contrary; after eating those baguettes, which Booth so rightly pointed out are metaphorically filthy on many levels, the two then go for a private chat whereupon Ben Horne tells Jerry that they should go for "a trip to....." then covers one eye. Now, Ben has brown eyes, making this a reference to the brown eye (the anus). Jerry then expresses how proud and happy he is, as he has been on a trip and no doubt bum-starved for a while. The panning of the camera into the wall is surely indicative of a little pillow-biting.

Then as if more proof is needed, they go for a little gay boat ride and end up at One Eyed Jacks to finish off the randy time in style.