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| 1. Wednesday, July 21, 2010 7:58 AM |
| anne_drexler |
Hillarious deleted scene (with Albert)! |
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This is a scene from ep. 9 script (http://www.glastonberrygrove.net/texts/script9.html ) which, I guess, was never filmed. I would pay to see it :)
13. INT. BLUE PINE LODGE - DAY
Cooper, Truman, and Albert gather about PETE MARTELL at the dining room table. Pete's dazed, a little singed around the edges.
PETE
She was afraid. I've never seen Catherine afraid before.
Well. When we went camping she killed a snake. And a
tree hit me one time. She had a reaction.
Albert rolls his eyes. But Cooper preempts him with a stern glance. Pete produces an account ledger, places it on the table.
PETE
Catherine asked me to help her find the account ledger.
She asked me to help her.
(beat)
This was in her safe. Catherine said it was the wrong one.
TRUMAN
Josie showed me a second ledger.
ALBERT
(to Pete)
Sounds like your wife was cookin' the books.
PETE
We couldn't find it anywhere. But I found my high school
yearbook. Midge Jones.
(beat)
Midge had blue eyes like a robin's egg. And a funny way
of walking. One foot here, one foot there, one foot here,
one foot there.
ALBERT
(he can't help himself)
Feets don't fail me now.
(beat)
Pete? Let's make a heroic attempt to keep our minds, and
what's left of yours, trained on the night in question. The
night the mill burned down.
Pete looks up, seems to see Albert for the first time.
PETE
I don't like you.
COOPER
(gently)
No one does, Pete.
TRUMAN
(muttered)
Amen to that.
ALBERT
Well bounce my butt out of the Glee Club. Gentlemen,
I've got a job to do.
COOPER
(to Pete)
Did Catherine tell you what was in the ledger?
PETE
Heavens no. But she was desperate to find it. Until the
phone rang and she was gone. I saw her car out front. The
mill was burning. So I went inside ...
Pete can't continue.
COOPER
I'm sorry, Pete. We all are.
PETE
Have you found ... her body?
Cooper shakes his head. No.
ALBERT
A mill fire burns somewhere close to two thousand
degrees, Mr. Martell. That's hot enough to incinerate
bone.
Cooper places a reproving hand on Albert's, stops him from continuing. Pete fixes Albert with a baleful stare. A beat. Then, in a whisper:
PETE
Catherine's dead.
Pete sighs. Then stands, offers.
PETE
Let me get you boys some coffee.
Pete shuffles off toward the kitchen. Cooper and Albert trade conclusions. Truman watches quietly, as a spectator at a tennis match.
COOPER
Leo's clothing reeked of gasoline.
ALBERT
Gas cans found at the hot spot matched those in the back
of his truck.
COOPER
Catherine hired Leo to burn down the mill.
ALBERT
She gets a phone call. From Leo?
COOPER
Maybe something went wrong.
ALBERT
Wrong enough. Mill burns. Catherine with it.
COOPER
I want Shelly Johnson. She can put Leo at the scene.
Catherine too.
INTERCUT WITH:
14. INT. BLUE PINE LODGE KITCHEN - DAY
Pete prepares coffee. Wipes a fugitive tear from his eye. The phone rings. He answers it.
PETE
Hello?
(beat)
Josie! Where are you?
Pete writes down her reply.
PETE
Harry and Agent Cooper arc in the living room with a
man I don't like. I can -
(beat)
All right, Josie. I won't tell a soul.
CUT TO:
15. INT. BLUE PINE LODGE - DAY
Meanwhile, Cooper and Albert continue. Truman spectates as before.
ALBERT
We need a look at Catherine Martell's will.
COOPER
Who stood to benefit from her death?
ALBERT
Who gets the mill? Or what's left of it.
COOPER
Life insurance.
ALBERT
I'll run the policy for beneficiaries.
Albert turns to Truman, sneers at his silence.
ALBERT
Don't be shy, Prince of Yokels. You too can participate in
the investigatory process.
Truman rises. Cooper grabs him by the arm. Just then: Pete interrupts.
PETE
(eyes on Albert)
Excuse me, boys. Coffee. Piping hot.
ALBERT
(muttered)
Morons and mooncalves, everywhere I go.
Pete carries a wooden tray into view. He speaks as he sets and pours coffee for four.
PETE
When I met Catherine, she was dating a fellow named
Rodney Pocquet. French-Canadian millionare's son.
Rich as Croesus. Rodney never said it, but he looked
down on me. I know he did. And why not? Rodney in
his fine summer suits. Me in my overalls and boots. I
never minded all that much.
(beat)
Until he started talking rude to me. Like I wasn't even
there. Rodney Pocquet hurt my feelings. He embarrassed
me in front of my friends. That made me mad.
Pete pauses, sets down the coffee pot. Albert wonders.
ALBERT
(with a sigh)
Is there a point to this insensate ramble?
PETE
Well, yes. There is. I hiked up to Rodney's big house.
And I socked him on the jaw. Rodney never talked that
way to me again.
Albert looks to Cooper and Truman. He knows what's coming.
ALBERT
Not again.
They nod. And Pete floors Albert with a slow right cross to the jaw.
Light of new discoveries
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| 2. Wednesday, July 21, 2010 4:33 PM |
| mr.pinkles wrinkle |
RE: Hillarious deleted scene (with Albert)! |
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He, he....That's a good one They should have done like a one hour special episode containing only Albert going around TP and insulting people......(and getting punched for it!....he, he!) It could have been the 30th episode.......Cooper gone to the looney bin, and Albert frustatingly taking it out on the locals........
i dont believe i've handed my gun over to anybody in my ENTIRE LIFE!!.......you wanna know something else i've never done?........I've never crossed the ocean.....Never got to China!
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