Woman, those groceries a bit look too heavy to carry for your size, why didn't ya get a  cart? and that was a man askin me heh! why didn't he help me? I did just fine! was this some pick up line? did not work! I can lift a 30 packer beer,a bottle of wine, 2 boxes of breakfast cereal.

if ya can hoist a person about your size, then ya know what I am talkin about. very hard and all.

Well, once when I was a kid the door to my bedroom was ajar and my father opened it, looked in and I was palming the bishop. He just said nothing, closed the door and that was the end of that.

Double post-how embarrassing. 

Twice I accidently posted a double post on the same thread -how awkward.

dressed up in a t- shirt and tattered blue jean short, while I backed up the dang hook door handle caught  my back pocket and I heard  rip!!!!! thank goodness I had my workout shorts underneathe!

People were giving me the oddest looks. Some of them I looked back at, like, "Wtf are you staring at me like that for?" Mega oops.