Hey,have you heared the one about Socktits...

Oh,she was such a sensetive little soul when she was younger you know, (people just didn`t know and understand how much things meant to her even then,when she was just a little girl and so wgen she reached a certain age...in order to appear more Lady-like and mature,she began sneaking rolled up socks inside of her brazier when,well...when there was still nothing there.....

Anyway it was School Camping weekend and off went our little hero along with the others in her class,in fact it was the whole year that were going out on this one(teachers n`all) out on one of those little `school runs` out to the Countryside where they would laugh and play gaily(as children do) on this type of adventure...

Not for Socktits though,for her this weekend would be her undoing and she`d spend al of it alone,away from the other children and sulking like...well,a very un-mature,silly little girl...

They were on the boats on the lake and ithe soon to be great Astrologer seemed happy and to be playing/fooling around(flirting with the boys) as boisterously as any of them...

But anyway,maybe our by now mature young woman got cartried away over something or forgot they were there....or maybe she was just so excited about being away from school and her parents and being able to just play gaily by the lake with her friends...either way -this weekend would soon turn very,very sour for her and all those months of cleverly sticking socks up her bra so it looked like she was a woman would have been for nothing...

Prehaps she saw a fish or a squid or an octopus or something in the water and the lure of it was maybe too strong...leaning right over the side of the little yaucht they were on and with all eyes upon her (as usual)

Well,first 1 sock came dangling outfrom where they all thought there was a tit...and then another...

Apparantly the whole year erupted into laughter at the ernest,well meaning young astrologer,who could only look down into the water then to see both of her tits sink,

(ugh,ugh,ugh)

(in front of all those boys)

You see,they all knew now that she didn`t have any tits,but all along she`d been pretending that she did,

The weekend was over for this one now, as soon as no-one was looking she ran off into the woods,into the wilderness,and into the dark to be away from their jibes and alone with her thoughts (she would still steal the show somehow)

And that she did...

Eventually tracked down(hunted down) in the dead of nightby some very irate and stressed out teachers

Our little hero at this point empathized with her fellow earth creatures deeply...the ones that are hunted down,caught in traps or pumped full of led and put on the dinner plate...

" OVER HERE "

"WE`VE GOT ONE, OVER HERE" 

They yelled as they came,proceeding then to lecture the youngster and give her `a good telling off` for running away and sulking like that...

(she probably really needed her bottom spanking,but I doubt that any of them did)

Poor old Socktits, this had been a hard lesson for her to learn .....

She was still just a skinny-arsed kid,

(and one with barely any tit on her)

My stolen Vaults

  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Myowl

So owl, is this a first hand report?

Do you know how things turned out for her after the incident?

No,

Just that they all laughed at her and she ran off into the woods sulking...

Maybe she went on to grow some tits or something in the end, I don`t know.....

I`m sure it wonuldn`t of kept the vast majoroty of thems fingers out of her knickers for very long,either ways !!!!!

Myowl

A man will tolerate little tits,wont he...

He probably wonuldn`t mind that all the while he`s got 4-fingers rammed up her snatch, besides it probably means she`s enjoying it,...

A lot of woman, their tits go all hard and firm,don`t they-when they are particularly aroused...and their little red nipples go all hard and point upwards into the Sky...

A man wont complain all the while his hand remains parked in her knickers and he`s pushing all 4 of his fingers up her snatch...

I dont know, I find small tits/erect nipples etc a turn-on personally...

You could pretend you were f*****g a youngster !!!!!

Myowl

Hey man,

You could even pretend she was your daughter(your own flesh and blood)

With her tiny titties and red raw nipples pointed up at you still, she could be just 10 or 12 years old and your own daughter...

It goes on,doesn`t it.....

It goes on !!!!!

Myowl

Hey,who`se that.....

Myowl

Naaaah,

I`m just a miserable waster really...

I`m only really ever happy when I`m shovelling loads of drugs down my neck...

I didn`t plan it that way of coutse,it just seems to be the character I ended up at...

I`m only really happy when I`m killing myself or pushing myself to the limit at something...

I`m intense though and I find at least drugs erm,well...

`takes me away from myself and brings me out of myself as well`

otherwise I`m one of those or could be one of those that is just kind of like...`permanintly in one`

i need a woman I think,to better me all round...

I`m joining an escorts4her service to bring me out of myself again a bit/so there`s something there in my life worth making an effort/brushing my teeth/hair etc for !!!!!

I`ve survived Court today and after being burgled and everything,I`m going to try and turn a corner with my life somehow...

but a woman would help,I would think...

the right woman anyway !!!

Myowl

Naaaaah, It`s just about some stupid little t**t that used to stick socks into her bra to try and make herself look like a woman when she was younger...

She went on to become a total loser !!!!!

Myowl

Because you asked us all if we'd "heard the one about Socktits?" like it was a joke or universal myth or legend.

Is the punchline "she turned out to be a total loser" but probably still got fingered because some men, as you yourself confessed, like small breasts because they look childlike?

If not, is there a lesson or wisdom in there somewhere you were trying to impart?

Was this something you made up? Heard from someone else? Because then, clearly, we would not have heard the one about Socktits. Inquiring minds want to know.

And what size were her feet? This would obviously influence how big the socks would make her breasts appear.

Thanks in advance.

Don`t get all political on me...

I`m just sticking the knife into somebody I don`t like anymore...

She`s Drekk(really)...and you get a load of scum with her as well !!!!!

(hanger-onners)

Myowl

Well...he`s probably been murdered twice before due to frigging loser men lusting after that little t**t(seriously)...

She attracts total Scum that want her badly...You know,I`m no longer interested in her...like I say...he`s probably been murdered twice before for just that reason...because she has no honour or loyalty to him...

She just waves it about effectively saying to every loser in the street..."Who wants me"(without actually saying anything)...

And obviously...they all hate the genuine(authentic) man in her life...but she isn`t up to it anyway....She`d rather just play around with losers in the gutter,like....

You know,that`s her level !!!!!!

Myowl

He`s been murdered twice before...and it`s all due to jealousy/lust over that dirty little woman that has no honour or loyalty to him...

I mean,I think they`ve gone for it a 3rd time to be honest with you(from the spirit world anyway)...

She really does mean that much to the Scum !!!!!!

Myowl

It`s(Isis & Osiris)...

It`s wasted on her !!!!!

(you know-it`s like that)

Myowl

They`d of been alright...but she is a weak link !!!!

(she is gullable and easily-led and has no loyalty/honour to anybody)...

So complete Scum then becomes a problem to him as well !!!!!!

Myowl

She`s failed him now 3 times over...

So yes,that`s why I say....

She`s a total loser,like

(she`s a loser where it counts)....

Like I say,I`ve got no time or interest in `PowerScum`...

and this is somebody I had given every advantage too anyway !!!!

(well,no more)

She`s not as good as him...

that`s all there is to it really !!!!!

(but she like-needs to prove that she is for some reason)

And by this pointt, he is by now-kind of like....

"What`s your f*****g problem,you stupid little t**t ?????"

Myowl

She`s a Wench !!!!!

(one of two)

I mean,maybe for a Wench,she`s as good as it gets,you know...

but I wont have a stupid little Wench trying to lord it over/play God with me from a distance....

especially somebody that`s too frigging poor to respond to an email or in any other way at all when you say or suggest something up-front/to her face !!!!!!

Myowl

I`ve been through the same thing now with both wenches...

You know,they want the power,but they`re not as good....

that`s all there is to it really !!!!

(I`ve been through the same thing twice)

Ha,does anybody want her.....

(this womans treachery will get you killed)

There`s just so many of them in the background...eyeing her/wanting her...do you know what I mean....

The other ones the same,but the numbers are far greater with this one...

You know,that`s the only real difference...

the numbers involved !!!!!!

(you would be crushed under weight of number alone)

Myowl

You know...

There`s millions of them...

millions of them looking at her !!!!!

Myowl

Well,she`s somebody I could start and never stop on...

but basically I think she`s just decided from the start `he`s bad compared to me` and just kind of like-stuck with it-you know...

Isis & Osiris obviously isn`t good enough for her...the ungrateful little Runt !!!!!

Myowl

But at this point even if she was...

It`s something they have just kind of like...battered all the youth(innocence) out of now ,you know...

So it`s something I`m quite upset about really !!!!!

Myowl