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DONNA VISITS SARAH

It had been a good funeral a couple of weeks ago, as good as a funeral can be, and Donna had nothing but sympathy for the lone dweller of the house Sarah.  It would be horrible going back to the house yet she felt she had to pay a visit.  She was wearing a dull sweater and jeans when she walked up to the door and rang the bell.  It took a while, but Sarah eventually answered, looking in quite a rough state and slightly drunk.  Donna suddenly noticed that one of Sarah's nipples was showing, and so quickly pulled up the gown.  She closed her eyes and smiled slightly as the breast wobbled.  She remembered that as a young girl she had often had strange thoughts regarding her best friend's mother, among other females.  Sarah greeted Donna with a dumb smile.  The first thing Donna noticed upon entry was that Sarah needed a wash.  The odour of alcohol and sweat was strong but intoxicating.  They both went and sat.  Sarah, noticing Donna's slightly put-off expression, said she was going for a bath, and headed upstairs.  As soon as she got out of sight, Donna slid a hand over her nether-regions, back-and-forth, faster and faster. drooling as the sound of flowing water from upstairs increased.  Then she heard a thump from upstairs.  She rushed up, calling.  When there was no answer, she opened the bathroom door, and found Sarah, butt-naked, leaning on the bath, holding her foot in agony.  She said she banged her foot.  Donna, then horny as hell, took a closer look.  When the pain failed to subside, Donna started massaging Sarah's foot, very slow and hard.  This made Sarah groan with pleasure, going on for about two minutes.  Then Sarah retrieved her foot and splashed into the steaming hot bath, moving her body under the water and eventually submerging herself and making bubbles.  At this Donna almost mini-orgasmed, running her fingers over her nether-regions.  Then when it became too much, she blurted out and asked Sarah if she'd like any help with washing herself.  Sarah's expression was at first one of confusion, and then when she saw Donna's expression, one of knowingness.  She sat in the bath, grinning and making Donna squirm and eventually giggle.  Sarah stuck her tongue out at Donna, and in a fit of horniness, Donna ripped off her clothing and fell into the bath with a splash and started making out with Sarah.  They were full-on kissing, mouths wide open, tongues wrestling with saliva spurting out and running down their chins every now and then.  Both were in intense pleasure, and Sarah started rubbing Donna's vagina frantically, catching her off guard.  They then climbed out of the bath, and soggy, slapped onto the bed, rubbing each other's vagina's against one another manically, still making out, making love passionately.  They started licking each other's bodies and hair, Donna suckling on Sarah's left nipple.  They slid their hands in between each other's cracks and felt each other up.  And then they both orgasmed at once, their mouths and eyes wide open, their bodies dripping with bath water...

There was a fiish..iinn the percolatrr!

And she just visits her grieving friend's mom to take a bath? Kind of a bad transition. Why not use what's in the show? They are on the couch embracing, emotions are high, one thing leads to another, then Leland (or BOB) walks in, and...

Fail. Game over, try again. (But not here ;) )

There was a fiish..iinn the percolatrr!

There was a fiish..iinn the percolatrr!

The vagina rubbing business is my favorite part, specially Sarah surprising Donna... Oh boy, if Diane Keaton had directed that the closeups would have been reeeally something.

O ho ho ho yeeeeah, I don't think the vaginas would be shaved, but I like em' hairy...

There was a fiish..iinn the percolatrr!

And the naughty Twin Peaks characters did dirty sex, like totally, and everybody agreed it was very naughty and erotic. Sexy, bad Twin Peaks characters! etc. etc.

I haven't read the 'story' above (life's short, and I refuse to be implicated in somebody else's offbeat thrills) but something tells me it's neither erotic, nor a story.  

I'd find it far more subversive if somebody registered with the board and didn't try to be subversive. It's been done so many times before.

There was a fiish..iinn the percolatrr!

There was a fiish..iinn the percolatrr!

Agreed!  Actually I'd call that Epic Fail.... lol
 

Well, actually, Sarah's...err...nevermind...

Is Donna's freckled?

LOL!!!!!  Gordon, you rock, sir. 

The image of that caption with--what was it, a coconut or something?--with wild crazy hair..."WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS HOUSE!??!" came to mind--which made it even funnier. Larger than the hair...dang. LOL

I promise I never read it! I scanned it. But you can't just overlay TP character names over a boring and trite plot and pass it off as slash fiction.