In light of my recent negativity and inspired by Redbear's quest to balance the universe I have introduced this topic.  These are decidedly celebrities that I would not punch in the face.

Johnny Depp-always and forever.  Cool and hot.  Does it get any better?

Chris Cornell-yummy rocker boy

LLCoolJ-there is something about the way that man licks his lips

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

Rosie O'Donnell

Kathy Bates

Dame Judi Dench

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

Jacques Renault

Hurley on Lost

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

J must be of the camp "More cushion for the pushin'".  You're kinda freakin' me out man.

lol    

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

lol   

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Johnny Depp
Marlon Brando 
Norman Reedus
Gary Dourdan
Carmine Giovinazzo
Kal Penn
Noel Gallagher
Morrissey
Daniel Ash

I could go on...

Drew Barrymore - first and foremost!!!!!

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Kristin Davis

Christina Ricci

Kate Hudson

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

add to the list...

Kristen Bell

Kristin Chenoweth

Lucy Liu

Michell Pfeiffer

Yasmine Bleeth

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

Jennifer Tilly

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

A few more.

Eliza Dushku, Avril Lavigne, Vanessa Marcil, Charisma Carpenter, Lauren Graham and Rosario Dawson.

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper