boy there was a character they clearly though was going to be memorable, but no one ever talks about

UNTIL THIS THREAD

oh wait i still have nothing to say about him

Weekly Character Thread 14: http://www.twinpeaksgazette.com/community/topic.cfm?topicid=203

Judge Sternwood's Wisdom: http://twinpeaks.2000revue.com/community/topic.cfm?topicid=3468

eh even if there've been 3 threads total now that's still like 87 less than the number of "omg was that molly shannon?!!" threads

edit: what i'm trying to say is that it was a pretty bad character they tried WAY too hard on.

I loved Judge Sternwood and believe he should be knighted.

Why did you go on a sabbatical?

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Aaaaanyway... I want Sternwood to be my Grandpa and local judge. He's the kind of guy you can kick back shots, talk politics, and talk about poontang with.

He could have been a Miss TP judge and nailed Lana.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

I'm surprised there aren't more *blank*woods in Twin Peaks.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Didn't the Old Judge have a young banging assistant with him?  Can't believe the testosterone on this board hasn't commented on her yet....

"Didn't the Old Judge have a young banging assistant with him?  Can't believe the testosterone on this board hasn't commented on her yet...."

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

Nah, it's all down to personal preference.  I like Sids looks plenty fine but what really does it for me it is the disdain that comes off her in waves.  Smart, confident women who've had to put up plenty of boys BS in their time often have that look down, the one that says 'down dog' and 'why do I have to put up with these idiots' at the same time. The actress pegged it but good.  I've always been a sucker for that look.

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

It's also the look that says "I'm just fucking the old codger for his money, so unless any of you are a sugar daddy with one foot in the grave, step off."