Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

But it's a good unsolved mystery because, though Catherine never says it outright, we can guess that since she knew Ben planned to burn the mill, she suspected Ben might try to get rid of her, too, and always planned to meet up with Andrew when that day arrived.

Andrew and Catherine both knew about Josie & Thomas trying to kill him all along (re: ep. 21 & 23), so why wouldn't Cathy think Josie would try to get in on the insurance?

I actually think Catherine is being sincere. She hasn't been in her "disguise" for THAT long at that point. And it is a fair while between her disappearance and the arrival of the fucked-up looking oriental investor we all know and love.

Plus, if it was written that she was just fobbing him off, they could have poo-poo'd the whole thing without going into an elaborate tale such as the one she tells, which is fitting in with the rest of the strange happenings that are occurring at the time.

And... tuna fish is too genuine. I reckon if she was bullshitting, she would have said "baked beans" or "pot noodles".

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

I just thought of another one, maybe one of you guys can answer this one as it's been bugging me on and off since 1990:

WTF is a picture of Leo Johnson's truck doing in Flesh World?!? On a page marked Hot Stuff?!?!  

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

You got that right... I'm sure Coop & Co. don't mention to Andy the more gruesome details of what Leland really was and did. Was he even there when Leland died? I don't remember...

On the other hand that kid is worst than BOB so...

And are identical cousins biologically possible?

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

3/4 is the scripted part with Colleen Hurley, for anyone who hasn't read it