I sure hope James didn't get cinnamon roll icing on the Hayward's couch.  They paid a pretty penny for it.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

QUOTE: QUOTE: Not to mention he drinks fruit punch.    How did this dork ever become a bookhouse boy , anyway?!

 Hey.... they can't ALL be as cool as Hawk.

In fact, NONE of them are. They're all pretty much a bunch of fucking dorks...

This is a FORMICA table... GREEN is it's color!

Easy on the f-bomb there, Joe Pesci! 

Have you ever seen the episode , where he wins the Corey Hart look-alike contest?

...I wear my sunglasses at night

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

Sorry....

James Hurley is a sore spot with me.

I mean, c'mon!! Why would Laura ever pick James over Bobby? 

Or Donna picking him over Mike?

Bobby and Mike are totally dreamy....

This is a FORMICA table... GREEN is it's color!