"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Logic Hat Online- logichat.org

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Now we're gonna make sweet love to you,

and I'm thinkin' it will be so hot.

I'm gonna ride on top of you,

Yeah, I'm gonna show you what I got.

That sound-a like a plan, we can do it in the dark.

I bought some scented candle spray,

to cover up the smell of my junk.

I'm gonna shave my crotch all day,

I'll even let you jump my trunk.

Just wait a minute.  This is moving pretty fast.

We want to give our life to you,

and we're ready to leave our kids.

I don't wanna be a mom no more,

cuz we really wanna leave our kids

I don't think that this is what I'm looking for.

We're gonna be your love slaves, we'll do anything sexually, I will give the kids away to my mom.

Then we'll have more time for sex, every kind of kinky sex, we'll do anything that's on our mind.

Coop: "Jacoby, your clothes are so bad, I seem to have sprouted two black rabbit-ears from the back of my head."

Well that's what it looks like to me, if you screw your eyes up a bit.

The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up

"I can do the white balls trick with another part of my body... Eolani taught me how... Wanna see?"

"Can't think of a reason not to"

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Logic Hat Online- logichat.org

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Cooper: "Monday, February 24th. Played a gig tonight, it went okay. The sound was great, but there could've been a better turn out. I will explain more later, i have dinner to make. Mood: Tired. Currently Listening To: Miles Davis. Harry, this isn't Laura, this is ROBERT Palmer. And this isn't a diary, it's a print-out of his blog."

Hawk: "Robert Palmer's spirit soars like angel, singing songs of endless beauty."

Cooper and Truman (in unison): "Shut up Hawk."

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper