really, really shitty

 well, there's always the fact that bob can speak forwards, but chooses to put on a cheesy "i'm talking backwards" accent. that's pretty weird too.

can you tell i watched episode 29 last night

 i like when laura snaps her fingers in reverse, it's like some kind of creepy switchblade effect

also, leland showing up to basically go "hey, sup, ttyl"

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

caroline? carolyn?

everytime i watch ep 29 , when earle is silenced, i watch kenneth welsh as he's silently screaming to see if he breaks his act...he doesn't. good boy. suppose though, it wasnt the most ridiculous acting feat he had to pull off...yeahhhh, a series that has a creepy, foreboding atmosphere, loads of slow music, weird visual motiffs....so let's have the new villain dress up as a horse. ugh. ugh ugh ugh

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 there was some kind of curling iron....incident, but really, that was the era it was made in. the dress i have no idea about

other than that she was plenty pretty, i didn't notice any buck teeth

QUOTE: QUOTE:"welp, we have a good script and a real director, time to try hard for the first time in 10 episodes!" Or, "let's be on our best behavior and maybe daddy won't leave us again"

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

i eated heather graham.

they call it her fanny in my neck of the woods. then again, glasgow isnt known for its sophistication. fannies eh

 she's clearly pretty, but also clearly incredibly dumb. puts me right off.

i wouldn't normally say something this casually misogynistic, and this is probably the only time i would say this about someone but i am 100% sure she fellated her way into an acting career. seriously, i see at least a couple women hotter per week so it's not just her looks. and she cannot act, at all.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper