"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 * re: Leo First time I've ever head "zipperhead" outside the context of the Vietnam war. If you're going to call Leo something unPC and offensive, call him a "downie."

* re: someone else's comment about JJW.  I am certain that guys all hate Billy Zane because he's prettier than they are. (Notice they always call him Billy Zane, not JJW.)  They approve of Cooper being with Audrey because he's the kind of guy you'd approve of your sister or your ex you still care about dating; totally sexually non-threatening (unless you count other men doing horrible things to women because he had sex with them.)

* re: Jean Renault. He says he "takes advantage of her [Audrey]" when she's smacked out.  By feeding her caramel?  She alleges she's still a virgin after all that, so unless he put hot caramel sauce on his wang and.... you get the drift.

* re: Harold.  Donna didn't spin that "Bergman-eque tale" about the lake, it's in Laura's diary.

It was a fun, looooong read whether you agree or not with some of the comments.

I liked James being referred to as a douche.

I like the "would you bend over the sink?" comments.

I don't think guys are jealous of JJW.  His hair blows and he tucks his sweater in.  He really is a tool.  I don't ever want to look like that.

It was funny when the poster referred to Shelley's (the poet) poem as Cooper's poem written for Caroline.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Agreed, some of that stuff was hilarious to read! The dig about going to TP festivals was a little dodgy though, as I know a few of ya on here attend them

Agreed with the 5 irritating characters though, they forgot Evelyn Marsh and Little Nicky tho how dare they forget those annoying characters!!!

"Ive got good news....that gum you like is going to come back in style!"

"I'm a WHOLE DAMN TOWN!"

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 Oh, someone says they're scared of his trivia knowledge, and he says he's not lame enough to go to a TP Festival. Which means he's ugly, snark. And there is not inner circle, j. Just a bunch of nerds willing to fork over a couple hundred for an unforgettable hoe-down annually.   This dude actually has more questions for the actors than any of us have ever come up with, I think he'd fit right in...

(Kimmy had a brief marriage to someone she met at a Fest, who used to post on the 'Zette. No biggie. It was spontaneous.) 

I meant to add that his posts were pretty funny.....especially

23. Jerry Horne (David Patrick Kelly) - "Did you want to kick Eddie Murphy in the nuts for slamming you with that car door?" 

I about spit tea all over my computer when I read that one!

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper