Which Peakser would you most like to bring you to your peak?

(Please, only one per customer.  On the other hand am I your mother? Do whatever the hell you like.)

My vote is for Sid (Syd? Sorry, lacking primary source materials at the moment.) the law clerk.

                                                Pros; Tall, smart and on the zaftig side of average.

                                                Cons; Lawyer. I saw the best minds of my generation consumed by law school.

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

NO CONTEST. AUDREY HORNE. (tho shelly does light my fire quite a bit too)

redbear-that was a hilarious ginsberg reference!

JJW

Pros: tall, dark, handsome, leaves for a foreign country before you get a chance to pull your panties back on.

Cons: bad sweaters, bad toupee, bad cowboy song 

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

pros.....I can't think of a better way to die.

How many folks have posted a variation of this question before?

Norma Jennings for me.

I got blasted for this topic close to when I first joined the TPG.

Audrey Horne.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Yeah, i've lost count of how many times i've answered this, but Shelley all the way.

Pros: Beautiful, really sweet natured, great figure, uniforms are always good, holds a gun like i've never seen before (and knows where to put it!), pulls some of the sexiest facial expressions ever, i always like a little "pick-me-up" every now and then too.

Cons: Stop crying, seriously, and she has a bit of a short temper at times. That's all the cons to be honest. She's great.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 You were thinking the same as I was..........

 Hot + Naughty = Evelyn!

Regardless of how many times a question has been posted or discussed I think it's important to encourage newer members on the board.

That said... Shelly Johnson. What can I say? She's got it all. And how fantastic did she look in 'Another Slice Of Lynch'?

Audrey (Sherilyn Fenn), for the cast then. But Madchen has aged very gracefully.

Audrey...no question. Shelley a little farther behind tho

"Ive got good news....that gum you like is going to come back in style!"

"I'm a WHOLE DAMN TOWN!"

InTwinPeaks.com

 Mmm. He was Gary in My Own Private Idaho (one of the tricks who takes care of Grace Zabriskie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaVL0qW7lhM ) Goofy, but way cute. Good call.

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

 http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=7134206 

What a waste of a piece of ass. That flick Guncrazy is on youtube in full if anyone wants their Scotty fix....

Who are you? Chris Hansen? (He smells nice in person by the way) Besides, I meant to say...er...um Gersten Hayward. 

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper