What are some good sequel or prequel titles to current Lynch films?

I know there are a lot of silly folks on this board and I need some good laughs.

I'll start.

Industrial Symphony No. 2 - The Mind is as Blank as a Fart-ed

Wild at Heart 3 - The Search for Dropshadow

Twin Peaks 4 - The Final (And Still Unresolved) Chapter

This thread is inspired by Wild at Heart 2 - Electric Boogaloo

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

The Neverending Straight Story

This time his sister's ill, and she lives in Switzerland.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Yikes!! Switzerland (my ancestral home)! Ole Alvin's a-gonna hafta git him one them there aluminium fishin' boats, about 12 feet long, with a 10-horse Johnson on the back! Git across that there Atlantic. Hafta take some spaetzle ta go with them raw weiners and braunschweiger! Um, and then he's gotta git a pony ta git up them thar mountins! I sees him as havin' one bodacious challenge in this episode! Now also, don't forget OUTLAND EMPIRE, with Sean Connery. And 'The Rhinocerous Man', guess where that horn is!?

From the producers of Alien Vs Predator comes a stunning beginning to a new film saga -

Dune Vs Waterworld

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 It was only a joke...

Neff hasn't actually stopped working with Lynch has he?

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

Como se dice talent en espanol?

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Twelve Figures Being Sick: Now It's A Party!

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

The Pearl Lake House

Keanu Reeves stars as BOB in this new romantic drama.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper