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1. Wednesday, January 23, 2008 6:31 PM
PopolVuh So there's a Laura Palmer in my creative writing class


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This is pretty useless information but the situation was funny as hell. "Last name?" "Palmer" (thinking to myself: it can't be Laura, it can't be, it can't be) "First name?" "Laura." My bones turned to ice in no time. Hopefully she didn't hear me mutter to myself "what the heck..."

 Should I go over to her and say things like "Don't take the ring, Laura!" Perhaps I should loan her the Gold Box. Though she didn't seem like the type of person who would be interested in that kind of thing.

 
2. Wednesday, January 23, 2008 7:08 PM
REBEL RE: So there's a Laura Palmer in my creative writing class

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don't go there :)  just a joke! hmmm. dunno it's up to what you wanna do. 

 
3. Wednesday, January 23, 2008 7:25 PM
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Tell her that her skin is so soft and her hair smells so nice. It's the only possible course of action.


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4. Wednesday, January 23, 2008 7:31 PM
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I want to taste through your mouth...

 
5. Wednesday, January 23, 2008 8:31 PM
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Kill her. It's your destiny.


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6. Wednesday, January 23, 2008 9:06 PM
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This time make sure the traincar door is shut, so no annoying one armed men decide to throw objects into the traincar that may ruin your fun... Oh, and don't be silly: chop the corpse into little pieces and burn them or something, for God's sake don't throw a body wrapped in plastic into a lake where the tides change, it may float around for a fisherman too see...

And hide the corn, dig it, put it in a safety deposit box... *They* know you took it man...

 
7. Wednesday, January 23, 2008 9:14 PM
The Staring Man RE: So there's a Laura Palmer in my creative writing class


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If she has a cousin Maddy ????

Ohhh the possibilities


"The only thing that Columbus discovered was that he was lost"
 
8. Wednesday, January 23, 2008 10:52 PM
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Give her cocaine and invite her to a gang-bang

 
9. Thursday, January 24, 2008 2:04 AM
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Ask her if she knows the turkey is the stupidest bird ever.  And does she ever dream of a red room?

 You could have a lot of fun with this......


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10. Thursday, January 24, 2008 6:40 AM
LetsRoque RE: So there's a Laura Palmer in my creative writing class


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Lol @ booth

There's a new guy in our IT dept called David Lynch.


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11. Thursday, January 24, 2008 7:55 AM
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QUOTE:Give her cocaine and invite her to a gang-bang

 Lol


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12. Monday, January 28, 2008 10:33 AM
lilla_laura_palmer RE: So there's a Laura Palmer in my creative writing class


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QUOTE:

Ask her if she knows the turkey is the stupidest bird ever.  And does she ever dream of a red room?

 You could have a lot of fun with this......


 Hehe, agree! Go for the fun part! If it was me I probably wouldn't dare cause I'd just be too paranoid aboot it...  


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13. Monday, January 28, 2008 8:28 PM
The Staring Man RE: So there's a Laura Palmer in my creative writing class


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I had a client a few weeks ago named Shelly Johnson

She was complaining about her abusive husband and how he was not supporting her. No, I'm not making this up. It was serious and funny as hell at the same time.

 


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