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| 1. Thursday, March 29, 2007 11:08 AM |
| one suave folk |
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  Forget my starring role in the film noir Curtains, or all the stage work I've done over the decades, the ROLE I WAS BORN TO PLAY is finally out there & ready for all of my adoring fans to see. And the best part ---it's only 45 seconds long!!! Go to www.nostankyou.com choose the flash version & click on Chew Pool Guys, Fart Contest. I'm the winner. And if pride is a sin (& it is), I'm a big big sinner!!!
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| 2. Thursday, March 29, 2007 11:09 AM |
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Correction: choose FLASH!!! (not html) oops...
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| 3. Friday, March 30, 2007 5:01 PM |
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WOW!! 68 views & everyone is speechless! Well, Ivalinda (my secret love) thinks it's hilarious, so that's all that matters...
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| 4. Friday, March 30, 2007 5:28 PM |
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All it needs is the kid from Gummo eating some chocolate.
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| 5. Friday, March 30, 2007 6:08 PM |
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QUOTE:All it needs is the kid from Gummo eating some chocolate.
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Well, we are in a giant hot tub made brown by packets of instant coffee!! Damn fine!!!
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| 6. Friday, March 30, 2007 6:26 PM |
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| QUOTE:WOW!! 68 views & everyone is speechless! Well, Ivalinda (my secret love) thinks it's hilarious, so that's all that matters... |
 Yeah....You rock!!
I like it very much!!!! I watched it at least 50 times or so:)))))))
Beware of BOB
 
When I call out no one can hear me,when I whisper he thinks the message is for him only..my little voice inside my throat,I always think there must be something that I've done or something I can do...But no one no one comes to help,he says,a little girl like you...
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| 7. Friday, March 30, 2007 6:35 PM |
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QUOTE: | QUOTE:WOW!! 68 views & everyone is speechless! Well, Ivalinda (my secret love) thinks it's hilarious, so that's all that matters... |
Yeah....You rock!!
I like it very much!!!! I watched it at least 50 times or so:))))))) |
Boy, now I feel like I should spend at least 50 uh, times, looking at the photos you sent me. ME, not the rest of you Gazetters!!
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| 8. Saturday, March 31, 2007 2:27 AM |
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HA! 
Yeah but no but yeah but no but....
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| 9. Saturday, March 31, 2007 6:06 AM |
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QUOTE: Boy, now I feel like I should spend at least 50 uh, times, looking at the photos you sent me. ME, not the rest of you Gazetters!!
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Hehe,Chris...*sighs* now people will think I've sent you who knows what pictures!  They are nothing special,just ordinary pics  not more interesting than you in the hot tub,winner! ;))))
Beware of BOB
When I call out no one can hear me,when I whisper he thinks the message is for him only..my little voice inside my throat,I always think there must be something that I've done or something I can do...But no one no one comes to help,he says,a little girl like you...
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| 10. Saturday, March 31, 2007 3:06 PM |
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Here's a picture of us as Alvis and the Chipmunks, featuring Strong Bad and Simone, at the 2007 Elvis Invitationals.
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| 11. Sunday, April 1, 2007 8:02 AM |
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Very sweet whiskers,Chris! hehe:))) Cute!
Beware of BOB
When I call out no one can hear me,when I whisper he thinks the message is for him only..my little voice inside my throat,I always think there must be something that I've done or something I can do...But no one no one comes to help,he says,a little girl like you...
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| 12. Sunday, April 1, 2007 8:24 AM |
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Oooo, nice nips! *Wibble*
On the second day he came
With a single red rose
Said "Will you give me your loss and your sorrow?"
I nodded my head as I lay on the bed
He said, "If I show you the roses will you follow?" On the third day he took me to the river
He showed me the roses and we kissed
And the last thing I heard was a muttered word
As he stood smiling above me
With a rock in his fist They call me the wild rose
But my name was Eliza Day
Why they call me it I do not know
For my name was Eliza Day 
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| 13. Monday, April 2, 2007 4:55 PM |
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| QUOTE: Oooo, nice nips! *Wibble* |
That's my SON you're talking about!!! Or do you mean his girlfriend? Or even, gulp, me?! Yeah, they're sweet nips...
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| 14. Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:07 PM |
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That was :45 of funny- Good push ;)
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| 15. Saturday, April 7, 2007 7:06 PM |
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QUOTE:That was :45 of funny- Good push ;)
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Yeah, 45 seconds & a good push is about all I'm up for these days. 45 INTENSE seconds, mind you...
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| 16. Friday, April 20, 2007 7:24 PM |
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Just got cast in another nostankyou spot, this time as a guy whose head (I kid you not) pops out of a crapper!!! Now I know what they mean when someone says ; "My career's in the toilet!" Details to follow... (& it may not even be online for mooonths) Oh, & you can start the "gettin' more ass than a toilet seat, I'll bet!" type jokes any time... (Oh, the glamour of being a working actor)
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| 17. Saturday, April 21, 2007 7:18 AM |
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OSF, come on man, I watched that " contest". Tell me that was done with a hidden hose expelling a huge blast of air to displace that much water ! That has to be "special effects". Never mind , you won't tell me.
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| 18. Saturday, April 21, 2007 7:23 AM |
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| QUOTE:OSF, come on man, I watched that " contest". Tell me that was done with a hidden hose expelling a huge blast of air to displace that much water ! That has to be "special effects". Never mind , you won't tell me. |
Come on, man! Magicians don't reveal their secrets!!! Besides, you figured it out anyway... DAMN YOU!!!
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| 19. Saturday, April 21, 2007 7:28 AM |
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Naw, you're the Champ man.
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| 20. Monday, April 23, 2007 4:47 PM |
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No big competition this time, but a big old Esther Williams-style group pull in the NEW Chew Pool episode Synchronized Swimming!! Again, go to www.nostankyou.com & choose Flash.
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| 21. Monday, April 23, 2007 4:54 PM |
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So are these nostankyou clips supposed to be as disgusting as possible to get people to stop using tobacco?
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| 22. Monday, April 23, 2007 5:16 PM |
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QUOTE:So are these nostankyou clips supposed to be as disgusting as possible to get people to stop using tobacco?
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Of course not!!! Me swimming around in your mouth doesn't seem appealing to you?! Chew MORE tobacco!!!
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| 23. Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:48 AM |
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I was talking about the "music" (horking, farting, and gurgling) and the coffee filter (?) title. It seems like it's meant to be an A/V gag trigger.
I don't mind the zaftig maidens at all.
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| 24. Tuesday, April 24, 2007 8:35 AM |
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QUOTE:I was talking about the "music" (horking, farting, and gurgling) and the coffee filter (?) title. It seems like it's meant to be an A/V gag trigger.
I don't mind the zaftig maidens at all.
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Yes, the audio is an obvious tribute Spike Jones, & yes, we, "the maidens", are the sexy allure of tobacco... MAN, I don't know!!! I'm just an actor!!!
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| 25. Tuesday, April 24, 2007 10:32 AM |
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Well now OSF, put you in a big tub of water and you definitely excell. Actually very good synchronization. You are a natural for water sports swimming based events.
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