I've been having this sneaking hunch that Booth has been inventing words and definitions.  I Googled the last one -- got lots of other Urban Legend defs.  Then I checked Dictionary.com and found this...

No results found for cagamosis.

Uh, huh!  I don't know.  Maybe it's not English.  Maybe it's some Inuit word.

Susan 

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

This is scandalous!

No results found for Logomisia.

I'm having second thoughts about all that faith I bestowed in your movie recommendations, Booth!  Were you fooled too or are you the fooler?

Deep thoughts.  Or as we say in Tarzana, "diptothermaphiliosaurusism." 

Susan 

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

Ah, Booth.... Do you believe everything you read on the Internets? It's not in my Websters either. I'm concerned that the kaniq must have gotten to one inuk.

Susan

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

Rehabracadabra - The attempt to make problems magically disappear
by announcing you are seeking help to battle an addiction.

Good one, LG! I don't know if any dictionaries still do this, but we used to have one that added a back section of new words in common usage.  It's hilarious to check and see which ones stuck. 

I think I'll Chris's lead and invite you to explore a useful, real word.  In fact, a Runcible spoon might be useful with a thick cup of latte served up with a cardboard ZARF ala Starbucks.  Zarf = the word you've actually needed while calling it a "thingie" instead. 

zarf (n) - a holder, usually of ornamental metal, for a coffee cup without a handle.

Every day after work, she'd stop at Harry's Bar for an Irish Coffee served in a glass wrapped by a copper zarf.

 Susan

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

See, this is educational...I always thought it was Edward Lear in The Owl and the Pussycat that came up with that one

My theory by A. Elk, brackets, Miss, brackets. This theory goes as follows and begins now. All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end. That is my theory, it is mine, and it belongs to me, and I own it, and what it is, too.

Ange's Odyssey

I would have thought that was WC Fields. 

Susan 

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

Smudgely - to nestle one's beard against another's beard in an affectionate, often biblically post-intimate manner. 

 "I can't wait to get all smudgely with you tonight"

On the third day he took me to the river
He showed me the roses and we kissed
And the last thing I heard was a muttered word
As he stood smiling above me
With a rock in his fist

They call me the wild rose
But my name was Eliza Day
Why they call me it I do not know
For my name was Eliza Day

Dictionary.com's word of the day.

abecedarian \ay-bee-see-DAIR-ee-uhn\, noun:
1. One who is learning the alphabet; hence, a beginner.
2. One engaged in teaching the alphabet.

adjective:
1. Pertaining to the letters of the alphabet.
2. Arranged alphabetically.
3. Rudimentary; elementary.

YAY , Chris! I love that word!

Use it in a sentence.

Okay, I will.

David Chase tends to save his best episodes of The Sopranos for the penultimate episode rather than the ultimate or last.

...or...

Two weeks from today, the penultimate episode of the final season of The Sopranos will air.

...or...

Some people feel the penultimate season of The Sopranos was a weak one but I disagree.

Susan

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

And comic genius that you are, Chris, I am certain you picked up on my feeble attempt at humoring you!  But seriously...

...just this morning I saw a commercial for Reese's Pieces Milk Shakes at some fast food joint that ended with a great big

YAY!  Reese's Pieces Shakes!!!

You know who immediately came to my groggy mind upon seeing that word, don't you?  We may have reached the point in societal evolution (or deevolution) where you, Chris, will be forced to accept the common usage by the vulgate of the word "YAY!"  Sorry to say.  Hey, I'm the one who won't update my 20th century dictionary out of pure stubborness. 

We each have our irksome words that hit our gramattical nerves.  Two of mine are when people say EK-cetera instead of ET-cetera or I feel BADLY instead of I feel BAD. 

Power to the Vulgate, as sad as it is.

Susan 

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin